Secret Clinical Strength antiperspirant

I was the sweaty kid in high school.

And by sweaty, I don’t mean that I got nervous when I had to give a presentation or that when I played sports I glistened. I’m talking about pit stains at all times. I couldn’t wear grey or any other color that would give my over excessive sweating away. It was embarrassing. Coupled with braces and glasses, it’s a wonder I left the house.

My mom assumed it was a phase. I went through almost every choice of deoderant at the drugstore. Even the “platinum protection” was no match for my armpits. While this petered out over the years, my above average sweating never completely subsided until Secret Clinical Strength.

Finally the gods of sweat and tears got together and took pity on my poor soul. Just a dab of this stuff at night keeps my shirts stain free all day long. I glisten now! The way a girl should always be.

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